My name is Jon-Claude (please, just Jon for short) Gerow, born January 29, 1971. I was married to Lois on August 3, 1996 in Clearwater, FL. Our daughter Chantel was born on December 12, 2002 in Tampa, FL. All of this information is here not so much for you folks, but because I have a horrible memory and it's good to have all of this information in one place.
I'm often seen around the web using the name "jonnyGURU". The name may seem pompous and arrogant... which is why it may suit the man that was pompous and arrogant enough to put his name across the top of a computer-related website back in 1997, but the nom de plume actually came about strictly by accident. Once upon a time, circa 1988, at a Clock Restaurant on U.S.1 in Vero Beach, FL (I believe it's now Chinese take out) a hostess had trouble pronouncing "Gerow" and announced that "Guru, party of three. Your table is ready." Since the party of three were three High School seniors, the misnomer stuck. In an act of self-deprecation (to offset using the word "GURU" in a handle) the "jonny" is often all lower case. GURU is all caps because back when I was dialing up on BBS's, my handle was just "GURU" and typically everything on a BBS would be in all caps.